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Ashamed, but Happy

Henry Imler July 29th, 2006

Which
do you want first, the ashamed bit, or the happy nugget? I’ll go with
the ashamed bit. I never beat Super Mario Bros 1, 2, 3, or any other
ones. Yup, as a person who prides himself on being a decent gamer, I
never beat any of them. Here is my excuse: I never really had 2 or 3,
and you could not save on SMB1. When I would get you world eight,
something would come up or I would just plain lose.

The happy nugget: I beat the New Super Mario Bros for the DS
Wednesday night. I really, really, liked that game. I am now playing
SMB3 for the GBA in my DS. I really miss all little game play changes
in NSMB, like being able to jump off walls and not having each and
every powerup go the opposite way you are heading when it appears. I
swear that I cuss more in playing that game today than I have in two
years.

Anyway, I need to get to sleep. I was going to write a little post
on Israel at 11 and it is now 4 blog posts and three hours later.

Some recent LAN-Party Pics

Henry Imler July 29th, 2006

I had a lan party last week to celebrate my termination of
employment. My cousins Quintin and Henry Thomas came up from Ashland,
Grant came up from Versailles, and Travis came up Broadway. We played
the usual, Battle for Middle Earth II and Counter Strike Source. Source
was fun as always, but the real blast came from BFMEII. Travis, Grant,
HT, and Q all made valiant efforts to dethrone me, but alas, my title
will hold out for another day. I am still liking the Goblins for quick
strikes, but when there is a build time or a large map, I think I am
preferring the Dwarves. They are much, much hardier than the Goblins
and when they attack enmass, I don’t know of a force that can stop them.

Grant, Travis, HT, and Q are all getting better each time they play.
I would venture to say that Travis will beat me in the next 5 times we
play and Grant will beat me in the next 10 times we play.

Puffing up.

Henry Imler July 29th, 2006

Note
to self, if you are ever going to use aliases, don’t use them to puff
yourself up. Especially if you are not going to bother with using a
proxy to mask your IP addresses. If you are, most certainly make sure
to change your writing style and vocab up a little bit.

If you don’t, you will make a gigantic ass out of yourself. Not the
Al-Gore-Democrat kind of an ass, but the I am a stupid-@#$@$! kind of
an ass that gets lampooned on Wuzzadem and exposed on Patterico.

Ok, I lied.

Henry Imler July 29th, 2006

There is more to say about the Israeli response to Hezbollah, despite what I said earlier.

First up is Charles Krauthammer:

What other country, when attacked in an unprovoked
aggression across a recognized international frontier, is then put on a
countdown clock by the world, given a limited time window in which to
fight back, regardless of whether it has restored its own security?

What other country sustains 1,500 indiscriminate rocket attacks
into its cities — every one designed to kill, maim and terrorize
civilians — and is then vilified by the world when it tries to destroy
the enemy’s infrastructure and strongholds with precision-guided
munitions that sometimes have the unintended but unavoidable
consequence of collateral civilian death and suffering?

To hear the world pass judgment on the Israel-Hezbollah war as it
unfolds is to live in an Orwellian moral universe. With a few
significant exceptions (the leadership of the United States, Britain,
Australia, Canada and a very few others), the world — governments, the
media, U.N. bureaucrats — has completely lost its moral bearings.

Next up we have a map of the attacks in Beirut:

Hardly the widespread, systematic destruction of Beirut that we see on TV.

Up next, we see that Hezbollah had been using that UN outpost that Israel bombed.

Israel is trying its hardest to minimize the damage done to the
civilian populace. They are dropping leaflets telling civilians to
leave areas that will be attacked and using precision-guided bombs to try and only strike at Hezbollah’s weapons and infrastructure.

They are trying to destroy Hezbollah, something that I do fully
support. They are waging it in a way that gives them victory and tries
to minimize civilian casualties. It does not help the situation when
Hezbollah purposely hides in civilian areas and is targeting civilians in its rocket attacks.

Hezbollah, in the meantime, is targeting civilians in its rocket attacks.

Moral equivalence? Nope. Israel shines in this one. Some may say that because Israel has killed more civilians they are the worse party and even call the acts terroristic. That is an awfully morally relativistic argument,
is it not? Israel is not trying to kill any other than Hezbollah’s
members. They are taking an many steps as they can to limit civilian
causalities and still make safe their country. Hezbollah, on the other
hand, has a goal of destroying the state of Israel and driving the Jews
into the sea and hides amongst civilians for protection. As a matter of
fact, the leader of Hezbollah may be hiding in the Iranian embassy.

In sum:

ISRAEL: Fighting for the safety of its citizens, trying to do the
least amount of damage to those other than Hezbollah, very concerned
with trying to minimize civilian casualties. Has killed more civilians
than the Hezbollah because Hezbollah hides amongst the civilian
populace. Is not targeting civilians, but is trying to destroy
Hezbollah’s infrastructure.

HEZBOLLAH: Fighting for the destruction of Israel. Targeting
civilians specifically. Wants to exterminate the Jews. Due to the
superiority of the Israeli forces, they have killed less civilians than
Israel. Hides amongst the civilian population for protection and
strikes out at Israel and her citizens from the civilian cover.

Which is worse? Hezbollah has the worst intentions and methods.
Israel has as good as possible intentions and implements these
intentions as best as possible, but due to circumstance, has killed
more. From a deontological standpoint, Israel is not acting in an
terrorist manner, while Hezbollah is. One could argue that since
Hezbollah is a member of the Lebanon government, their acts no longer
qualify as terrorist acts.

Ask Henry

Henry Imler July 28th, 2006

This is the first edition of “Ask Henry”, where I thumb through my search logs and answer common questions that I find in there.

Today’s question comes from a Googler with an IP address of 24.176.187.154 from Chantilly, VA. He asks:

css turn off autoteam

What 24.176.187.154 is asking about is how to turn off the auto team
balance feature in Counter Strike Source. By default this option is
enabled. It will automatically have players/bot change teams in order
to keep the teams evenly matched. Sometimes, however, you want to go 2
v 6 or something. I know a lot of times at LAN parties we like to pit
all of the humans against twice the number of bots. There are actually
two commands that you want to enter into the steam console. The first
one shuts off the auto-balancing and the other sets the team
discrepancy level.

  1. mp_autoteambalance (0/1) - 0 is off and 1 is on
  2. mp_limitteams X - X is the difference in numbers allowed across teams.

Speaking of Lana

Henry Imler July 27th, 2006

One fan of Smallville thinks that Lana Lang is where Smallville jumped the shark:

From Jump the Shark:

But the one main reason that really sticks out at me as
to why this show has jumped would be LANA FREAKING LANG. First of all,
Kristin Kreuk *really* can’t act. At all. She has three facial
expressions. Happy, sad, and constipated. Her voice is annoying as
[WHAT]1, she’s beyond wooden, she makes kissing TOM WELLING look like work, for [WHAT]1’s sakes. Add all of this to the fact that the [WHAT]1
writers can’t seem to see her as anything other than perfect and feel
the need to make every single character on the show feel the same way,
that every guy and even some girls have wanted a piece of Lana’s [WHAT]1,
and the fact that her character has been re-written and re-camped THREE
DIFFERENT TIMES in FOUR SEASONS, and there you go. Smallville. Meet
Shark.

Seriously, this is the only expression the actress has. Man do I hate her character. And not in the “I hate Lionel, but his character is awesome
sort of way. I guess the writers made some deal with the devil in order
to use the rights of the Superman mythos as a teen drama. In exchange
for the rights to the mythos, they had to write one character with the
inability to be reasonable.

Meredith and I rate the girls as follows: Chloe? Awesome character. Lois? Even better. Lana? Writer’s crap.

Footnotes:
1See radio edits of DMX.

Call now!

Henry Imler July 26th, 2006

Operators are standing by!

So funny and so true. While you are at it, check out some child abuse.

Here is a sample:


Time in the jail of Freedom

Henry Imler July 26th, 2006

I write titles like the writers of the WB write dialog. Honestly
people, have you seen Lana Lang’s character in Smallville? It is the
epitome of self-centeredness and complete stupidity.

Anyway, back to the idea at hand. I just beat the new Super Mario
Bros for the Nintendo DS. The game was pretty sweet. I plan on buying
Super Mario Bros 3 for the GBA and playing it on the DS next.

Beyond that, reading is good, moving is not, and my mom make some
awesome apple turnovers. Meredith, on the other hand makes some sweet
no-bake cookies, chili, Southwestern StewTM amongst other dishes.

Some of the Brendoman crew tried to record a podcast. I was bit
nervous and did not speak up much. It did not really matter, because
the conference call on Gizmo Project was of horrible quality. The
conference call on Skype was light-years ahead in quality, but it does
not offer built in recording. So, that project has been postponed.

How can a Christian maintain one’s faith in the light of a liberal
formation of the Bible? How does conservative scholarship respond to
the liberal formation of the Bible? For the answers, check out The Meaning of Jesus by Borg and Wright.

I get to play Ticket to Ride with Meredith when I get home tomorrow night.

Sweetness. It totally makes up for my sore back and dead legs.

I have a Ticket to Ride.

Henry Imler July 26th, 2006

I do not have any ticket. Note the capitalization in the title. I have the board game, Ticket to Ride.
I played online once with Danny and I really enjoyed it. I had been
meaning to buy it for almost a year but never got around to doing it. I
bought it a few days ago from Games for Less. They had the lowest price on froogle and shipping only took three days. According to the Fed-Ex tracker,
it is sitting outside my door right now. Only problem is that I am
about 80 miles from my door. I’ll get to crack it open Thursday night.

The void of Resp

Henry Imler July 21st, 2006

Hey there from no-job land. It is wierd out here. I am
looking into the responsibility void and it slows me. There is nothing
I have to do and that nothingness almost keeps me from doing anything.
Odd, isn’t it? If I have a million things to do and not enough time to
do them, I can accomplish alot. Give me wide open space-times and a few
things to do and I will get nothing done.

Looks like it is time for some reading, writing, and a-relaxing-like-I-am-sick. Right now I am sitting in a coffee shop, the best in Columbia,
with a short-stack of magazines and blog articles to read. This week
the latest issue of Discover, Scientific American, and the Weekly
Standard rolled in.

Getting fired at 5.

Henry Imler July 20th, 2006

As of 5 PM central time, I will be with out a job. I am not really
getting fired. You could say my company got fired. If you did, you
would be wrong. They were purchased by another bank and I did not apply
with the new bank.

Grad school here I come! Well, in a month I will be there. Until
then there are some web projects that I need to finish up, books to
read, father-in-laws to help, and Erics to visit.

Last thoughts on disproportionate force

Further Reading on Escalation

Henry Imler July 18th, 2006

Following from recent discussions on the use of escalated violence to solve disputes, here are some links:

Newton be Damned.

Henry Imler July 18th, 2006

Not really. But, we may be on the verge of a new scientific paradigm according to the August issue of Discover Magazine. Newton’s law of gravity
accurately describes almost all of gravitational phenomena. Take the
orbits of the planets. Bodies that are closer to the sun should orbit
faster than bodies further out. This matches our observation. Newton’s
laws have been fantastically successful in describing natural
phenomena, outdone only by Einstein’s General Relativity.
However, not all is well. A while ago people noticed that the stars
closer to the center of galaxies do not orbit faster than stars that
are far away from the center of galaxies. In order to get around this
problem, astronomers have suggested all sorts of ad-hoc solutions, the
most successful of which is injection of dark matter
into the universe. However, this solution seems very muddy and ad-hoc,
breaking from the beautiful simplicity that usually accompanies science.

Mordehai Milgrom
thinks he has the answer, although he may not know why… yet. He has
reworked Newton’s second law, F=ma (force equals mass times
acceleration) to F=ma2/a0 (Force equals mass times acceleration squared divided by a new constant, a0). Since I am not a physics or math major, I can not explain it better than the Discover article or the wikipedia article on MOND.
What is important is that it accurately describes the motion of objects
on large and small scales. What Milgrom does not know is why the new
law is so, just that it solves the rotation-curve problem.

What am I getting at? If you have read Thomas Khun’s work, he
thought that the progression of science was a series of paradigm
shifts. People would find a theory that accurately described the
observed phenomena. That theory would cement itself and all problems
would be explained through that theory. People would begin to work on
problems on the fringe of the theory and find inconsistencies. They
would then add-in ad-hoc solutions that kept the theory propped up
since it explained everything else so very well. Eventually the system
would collapse under the weight of these ad-hoc solutions and a new,
much simpler theory would replace it, one that accounted for all the
observed phenomena and the inconsistencies of the old system of thought.

I think that MOND might be the beginning of a new shift. There has
been advancement on explaining the theory in terms of a much larger
scientific theory. A colleague of Milgrom’s, Bekenstein,
wrote a paper called “Relativistic Gravitation Theory for the MOND
Paradigm” that formulates that much larger framework that is needed for
a paradigm shift. This new theory, called TeVeSe (tensor, vector,
scalar) is currently being compared to dark matter theories to see
which is the better theory.

Very interesting stuff.

A Time to gather Stones Together

Henry Imler July 17th, 2006

Kyle’s post, Naïveté, responded to an article
I had linked to on the amount of force that should be used by Israel.
Kyle maintained that Israel at the most should be going by Moses’ adage
of “an eye for an eye”. What they (and the US) should be doing is
implementing a little more of Jesus’ teaching to love one’s enemies.

While nonviolence is a very charitable thing, it does not necessarily make for good foreign policy. Kyle maintains that “escalated retaliation does nothing but perpetuate violence.”
I would venture to say that in some cases he is correct and in other
cases he is incorrect. While WWI was started via escalated violence, it
was also won via escalated violence. WWII and our own Revolutionary War
were won not with tit for tat measures, but with the use of
overwhelming force.

In Israel’s case, Hezbollah, Ha-mas, and Israel have been engaged in
this tit-for-tat warfare for decades. Where has it gotten them? Ha-mas
and Hezbollah still want to drive the Jews into the Sea and Israel is
forced to impose on the Palestinians an oppression that is necessarily
tied to Israel’s survival. In tit-for-tat warfare, suffering only
increases with time.

Should nations practice what is good for the individual? Often
times, yes. Nonviolence is often the correct answer. There are times
when it is horribly wrong. Take WWII and the Six Day War
as examples. German would be much more prevalent in Europe if the
Allies had chosen nonviolence as an answer to the conflict. An entire
country would have been murdered if Israel had backed down in June of
‘67. There would be no Arab-Israeli conflict nowadays because there
would be no Jews.

Lastly, it should be noted that the reason that the nonviolent
movements of Gandhi and King were successful is that they were waged
against two of the brightest of Western lights. Western governments
with their infantile commitments to liberty and equality and the rule
of law enabled those movements to succeed. I think that the same
nonviolent protests would not have been successful against Hussein or
Ha-mas.

In sum, while nonviolence is good in and of itself, it is not the
be-all or end-all to conflicts, especially on the international level.

I leave this post with some wisdom from King Solomon of Israel:

For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven:

a time to be born, and a time to die;
a time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted;

a time to kill, and a time to heal;
a time to break down, and a time to build up;

a time to weep, and a time to laugh;
a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

a time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together;
a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;

a time to seek, and a time to lose;
a time to keep, and a time to cast away;

a time to tear, and a time to sew;
a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;

a time to love, and a time to hate;
a time for war, and a time for peace.

Ecclesiastes 3

A Regional War this way brews

Henry Imler July 15th, 2006

The dominos are poised to fall. Iran has said that if Israel attacks targets in Syria, it will join with Hezbollah (and presumably Syria) and attack targets in Israel. Israel has given Syria 72 hours to disarm Hezbollah and to make them return the two Israeli hostages.

I don’t see Syria giving in to Israel’s demands. I don’t see Israel
nor Iran backing down from their threats. In sum, the current
Israel-Hezbollah war will enlarge itself into include Israel,
Hezbollah, Syria, and Iran.

I wonder if Iran attacks Israel, if the United State starts to
attack Iran. That might bring the Russians to the aid of Iran, but I
doubt it. Iran is already fighting the United States and Israel via
proxy in Iraq (USA) and Hezbollah/Ha-Mas (Israel).

Followup links:

Why I support Israel.

Henry Imler July 15th, 2006

I just wanted to post a few links that give the reasons I support Israel better than I can put them.

The troll hammer is the best write up, save for a few HGs, that I
have ever some across. Since I am sure my support for Israel will be
questioned in discussions about the currect Israel-Hezbollah war, I
just wanted some references up there.

Common Sense Kids Book

Henry Imler July 14th, 2006

Anti-DRM children’s picture-book!

Just then, Duck came bounding up the road. She was covered from head to toe in sticky, gooey apple sauce.
“Yoooooou stinky Pig!” yelled Duck.

“What happened to YOU?” gasped Pig.

“My baby duckling tried to eat an apple for snack time, and ALL THE
APPLES EXPLODED! Why can’t I share the apples with my family, Pig?”

“Oh…” said Pig.

Tit for Tat.

Henry Imler July 14th, 2006

Captain’s Quarters: The Vatican Rag:

The Vatican has the same fallacious notion that a nation
attacked in an act of war should only respond in proportion to the
original attack. Unfortunately for the dreamers at the Vatican, nations
do not fight wars in that manner unless they want to lose them. When
one nation attacks another, the path to victory comes with an
application of overwhelming force, the kind of attack that strips the
antagonist of any ability to wage war. Otherwise, what results is an
unednding tit-for-tat volley that favors the the smaller forces; it’s
the perfect recipe for asymmetrical warfare. Instead of limiting the
damage, it guarantees that low-level war will continue indefinitely,
killing and maiming people for decades.

One side on the story

Henry Imler July 14th, 2006

I have been following the Israel - Hezbollah - Ha-mas - Lebanon
conflict as closely as I can. It is pointless for me to offer any
updates or thing thing here, the best thing for anyone to do is follow
up with WikiNews or Wikipedia on the subject while keeping and eye on what Google News has to say.

Israel’s last resort by Mortimer B. Zuckerman:

The last thing Israel wanted to do was get involved
again in Gaza, much less in Lebanon, but Hamas and Hezbollah gave them
no choice. Who would doubt the U.S. response if rockets were raining
from across the Mexican border into neighboring American cities or
Canadian forces simultaneously killed and kidnapped Americans on U.S.
soil? And who but Israel would be shipping basic foodstuffs, medicines
and chlorine containers for purifying drinking water to avoid a
humanitarian crisis in Gaza? Story link: http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/435068p-366373c.html

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