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Choosing a Major

Henry Imler October 31st, 2006

Drivl had a pretty funny post about the seven stages of iPod ownership that was featured on digg and TUAW. It was pretty funny, but it pales in comparision to two other gems from the site:

If you die laughing, sorry. If you think it is lame, I wished you would have died laughing.

Spam is awesome!

Henry Imler October 31st, 2006

Did
you know spam is awesome? Seriously, it is. The email gods told me so.
The message was sublime, but I will break it down for you. I open my
gmail to work on some drafts and lo and behold, I have a lot of spam in
my spam filter —>

Crazy no? That is a lot of spam. But, there are significances in
numbers that most people are not aware of, like 666 spells out a
misspelled version of George W. Bush, so I decided to investigate
further. I took the image, rotated it, and blew it up:

Leet.
What could it mean? I think it is some sort of term that the youth use.
I trolled myspace, facebook for the natural usage of the term. I even
installed World of Waring Crafts (or whatever it is called) and chatted
it up with several of the players. In my real-world research I
discovered that leet is a term denoting awesomeness. Some even say that it is the only word that really describes the Pflaum.

Why did the email gods send me this hidden message? I think that
they want me to put ads on my site in low-key places and use what
little revenue I receive to start up a Mac Book Pro fund. I just might do that. I want a Mac Book Pro,
and I should save up for one. Maybe by the time I will have done that,
they will have come out with the quad-cores and better v-cards.

Halloween 2006

Henry Imler October 29th, 2006

Usually
I am not big on Halloween. If it were up to me, I would sit at home and
watch some sci-fi movies with Meredith. However, this holiday also
happened to be our friend Elizabeth’s birthday. She invited us over for
her Halloween-themed birthday party. Thus, we had to find costumes. Meredith and I wanted to go as a couple. My first choice was Thomas W. Riker and Ro Laren. Meredith said that if we were to do Star Trek people, it would have been Will T. Riker and Deanna Troi.
However, it was too late to either make or order any Trek costumes as
of Wednesday for a party on Saturday. Meredith also did not think that
anyone would know who we were if we were to go as Mal and Inara or Walsh and Zoe. We finally decided on Han Solo and Princess Leia Organa.

I know what you are thinking - Henry is dorking it up pretty bad. Well, you have not seen anything yet. On to the pictures!

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St. Louis just went nuts.

Henry Imler October 27th, 2006

First World Series win since I was 1 year old.

I don’t like baseball, but I do take pride in area teams.

Good; Not Good

Henry Imler October 27th, 2006

Good: Playing Counter Strike Source for an hour and a half with Clay

Not Good: Having a sinus migraine that makes you dizzy and nauseous.

Not Good: Spilling milk for the second time in two days1.

Good: Meredith’s immediate counsel (see below).

1) Yesterday, I decided not to buy lunch at my favorite Mexican
restaurant and bought groceries instead. You know, trying to save money
and all. When I got home, I fixed myself some tortilla soup, opened my
new bag of shredded cheese, set my yogurt and granola containers nearby
in anticipation of desert, and turned on some Colbert Report. I poured
myself a nice big class of milk to go with. After my first drink, I set
the glass down on the coaster. I only got half of it on the coaster, so
the glass tipped over, pouring milk into my soup, my new bag of cheese,
all over my new box of granola, all over the coffee table and onto our
recently cleaned carpet. It was awesome.
This evening, I was fixing myself a cafe mocha. As I went to heat up
the milk in the microwave before steaming it, I clipped the bottom of
the microwave with the bottom of the cup. Milk went everywhere, inside
the microwave and cascaded on to the stovetop that I had cleaned that
afternoon. I rarely lose it, but it was so damn frustrating to spill
milk over everything that I had just finished cleaning or getting ready
two days in a row. Meredith just gave me a grin and said, “Honey, don’t
cry over spilled milk.” It was hilarious.

Terry Tate: Office Linebacker

Henry Imler October 26th, 2006

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I am not ashamed

Henry Imler October 25th, 2006

of a lot of things, like my stances, whether they be on religion or
politics. Everyday I wake up, give thanks and try to do and think my
best. Sometimes I fail, sometime I succeed, but I am not ashamed. I
know who I am, a person in transit and flux, but such is the way of
life. I fancy myself evenhanded, rational, and compassionate. I try to
think of what is best over all, not what is best for myself or my
nation. I haven’t always been this way, but I try to be more so
everyday that comes along. Some people don’t understand me, that is
fine. Some people pigeon-hole me, that is fine. Some people crystallize
my past mistakes or rashness as indicative of my being, that is fine.
Life moves on evermore.

1000 Words or Less #1: Iraqi War

Henry Imler October 25th, 2006

This is the first in what I hope becomes a series of post on
sensitive or controversial topics in a 1,000 words or less. It was
going to be 100 words, and then 500 words, but it kinda ballooned and
is still woefully short and incomprehensive.

The Iraqi War… three and a half years later and it is a huge
election issue. Should we have gone? Were we justified? What do we do
now that we are there? Most importantly (for the parties), who is to
blame? Should war crime charges be brought up? Most of this is a casual
observer’s opinion.

Many Reasons, Many Gambles
I think we went in there on good faith that there were lots o’ WMD with
intent to sell. There were not, but the will, the means and the plan was there to implement them as soon as Saddam could get the sanctions off his back.

I think there were multiple reasons to go in; the one that could
most rally the American people and hopefully other nations was that
Saddam funded terror (i.e. payments to Palestinian suicide murder’s
families), had and was producing WMD with the intent to sell them to
terrorist cells. Other reasons include reforming the region and pinning
Iran. Many people say that one has to tackle the root causes of
terrorism. If the way to have peaceful societies and peaceful peoples
is thru socio-political freedoms and economic development, then reform
in the region is needed. Iraq was a gamble to create that. I think that
you can still make the argument on humanitarian grounds, but if we did and were consistent, we would have to conquer the world to give it back. That is something that we do not have the will power, the resources, or the right to do.

Since the fall of Baghdad, we have played the gamble terribly. We
did not lock down the border; we did not keep Fallujah once we took it;
Iraqi security forces have not been trained well enough, quick enough.
Many excuses can be made.

Historic Accomplishment and Failure
I still think that we are not the bad people over there, the insurgent and sectarian terrorists are. I also recognize that dramatic steps have been made, such as the repeated elections and the somewhat flawed and wildly progressive constitution.

On the one hand, I see a genocidal dictator and his oppressive
regime toppled and a new, popularly elected government and constitution
in place all in less than 4 years and less than 3,000 American lives
lost. Those are remarkable historical achievements. On the other hand,
I see signs that what little peace was there has been shattered beyond
recognition. I see backtracking instead of progress.

We can’t change the past; we can only go forward.
The fact remains that we do not have the choice to start the Iraqi War;
the nation only has a choice on how to end it. What is the best way to
do that? I remain committed to the idea that once one breaks something,
one fixes it. That is why I still think a sudden and immediate withdraw is a bad idea. The question is not “War or No War?”, but “How to finish the War that is?”.
I would accept three states, three autonomous regions with a loose
central government and oil revenue sharing, or one strongly politically
unified Iraq. What I would like to see is what I think everyone wants
to see, the Iraqi’s able to defend their society, their people, their
government by themselves. Then I think we should leave.

If we do not succeed in that, then the Iraqi War becomes more
connected to the “War on Terror™” than anyone, right or left, wants it
to be. If we fail, then Iraq continues to be a breeding ground for
terrorists, as it is now. You can argue one way or another about the
relationship before hand, but our goal above anything else should be
that it is not one in the future.

So what is the fabled “way ahead?”
How is this best put into practice? Consider a letter published in today’s Opinion Journal’sBest of the Web:” A View from Iraq. The letter claims to be from a person inside the US Military stationed in Iraq.

Basically he/she claims that we have failed miserably because we
have tried to do things way too fast with way too little support.
He/she suggests the following:

We need to backtrack. We need to publicly admit we’re
backtracking. This is the opening battle of the ideological struggle of
the 21st century. We cannot afford to lose it because of political
inconveniences. Reassert direct administration, put 400,000 to 500,000
American troops on the ground, disband most of the current Iraqi police
and retrain and reindoctrinate the Iraqi army until it becomes a
military that’s fighting for a nation, not simply some sect or faction.
Reassure the Iraqi people that we’re going to provide them security and
then follow through. Disarm the nation: Sunnis, Shias, militia groups,
everyone. Issue national ID cards to everyone and control the movement
of the population.

That is the best thing I have heard so far.

Arwyn Bentch

Henry Imler October 25th, 2006

Meredith and I were treated to a new addition to our extended family one week ago today. Arwyn was born to Jeremiah and Jennifer.

Meredith, myself, and her mom and dad drove down to Little Rock to
see them last friday. It was a lot of driving and driving the Ozark
Mountains at night is C-R-A-Z-Y, but it was well worth seeing them.

Down to Jefferson City

Henry Imler October 25th, 2006

My dear (not) old Ma had some back surgery today. Everything went
fine and Meredith and I are heading down to see her in the hospital
this afternoon. He spine should no longer be pinched and she should
retain feeling in both legs.

“Yeah for medicine and technology!”

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