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Phone.

Henry Imler June 29th, 2007

I broke down and bought a new phone today. I have had it since we
got the plan a few years ago. It was the cheapest thing that came with
the plan.

A few days ago the hinge broke, and while the phone still worked, it was in two rather unmanageable parts.

Today of all days, I purchased a phone that only works with
Cingular/AT&T, is not a flip phone, and has a nice color screen. I
had to wait a while to get it. Did the same thing my brother-in-law
Jeremiah did. I can now talk on the phone and listen to a lot of music.
Pictures after the jump.

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One drop of Sanity in a Sea of Hannity.

Henry Imler June 29th, 2007

This was incredible.

H/T: This Modern World via Kyle.

Ok, I know that Hannity is not on the same network as the clip,
but I think that his show is symptomatic of the media at large; that,
and Hannity rhymes with sanity. Besides, it just “pops” better than saying “one drop of sanity in a sea of inconsequential gossip masquerading as journalism,” don’t ‘cha think?

Facebook.

Henry Imler June 27th, 2007

Notworking on Facebook

And that is seriously how I joined facebook. Only it was at work.

Quote of the Day

Henry Imler June 25th, 2007

The television is the Colosseum.

-Glenn Beck, on the nature of the media, both entertainment and news.

Today, Glenn was talking with Chuck Barris, the author of The Big Question and the creator of several game shows in the 60’s and 70’s, such as The Dating Game and The Gong Show.
The book revolves around a game show in 2011 where the contestant is
asked “the big question.” If answered correctly, the contestant wins
100 million dollars; if answered incorrectly, the contestant is
executed.

GLENN: How about — how about this. How about, what
America did, because I think it’s just a slippery slope, it’s all in –
it’s all in phases. To go from no execution on the air to a game show
is one thing. But to go from, let’s see Saddam Hussein hung, we could
have aired that, and it would have gotten huge, huge ratings. It would
have the most watched show of all time. And you already saw all the
people that were fighting to download it on the Internet. There is an
appetite for legitimate executions. But that isn’t the next step? Well,
this one is kind of like that.

BARRIS: Well, you’re right. I mean in my opinion, if you had
an execution on television, it would get the biggest audience ever, I
don’t care if it’s Saddam Hussein, you know, it can be Joe Jones, the
person is executed, the crowd — the audience out there in my humble
opinion will be watching in droves.
The people who say they
wouldn’t watch that I don’t believe for a minute. I think some people
would not watch an execution, but I believe some — a great majority of
them would. But whether there would be a program that would execute a
contestant, that’s I’m not so sure about.

If that show was on, The Big Question that is, could you really not watch? I don’t know if I could keep the channel turned. And that is a darned shame.

A sign that something is wrong withyou…

Henry Imler June 25th, 2007


You know you might be a bit off, if, when you walk by people, you size up their technology instead of the person.

If I am in a coffee shop, returning from a phone call
or a trip to the john, and I walk by a girl, or some dude, I check her
laptop and thumbdrive out, and evaluate the person based on the
attributes of those devices.

Is that weird?

Seasonal Update

Henry Imler June 25th, 2007

In
other news, the last few months have been busy for Meredith and I; in
addition, there have been several periods of transition for members of
our family.

Meredith and I took a nice and relaxing (and painful) trip to Mexico to celebrate our 5 year wedding anniversary (link to the pics). Note to future self - some sunblock washes off.

This past week and a half saw us celebrating our anniversary (15th),
my birthday (16th), and father’s day with our parents (14th and 17th),
Meredith’s birthday (20th), and seven hour spontaneous road trip to get
my parents from KC to Versailles (18th).

In Familial News:

  • Meredith’s brother changed (upgraded) jobs and moved within quarterly visiting range (KC).
  • My sister Rachel had her first child, Jaidyn Ann Kleeman. Meredith and I hope to visit them sometime next month!
  • My brother-in-law, Brad, is now the Worship Arts Coordinator at Missouri Baptist University and is helping to build the university’s bran-spanking new Bachelor of Arts in Worship Arts major.
  • My mother finally got over some nagging, yet serious health
    problems. All it took was an emergency “pony express” mother-run last
    Monday, a transfusion, and surgery to fix her up all shiny.
    The seven hours of driving was well worth it not only for transporting
    my mom, but also for getting a chance to hang out with my Dad.
  • Meredith
    and I got to help her father’s church put on an interesting fundraiser.
    He has a Wii, and I have a Wii. We set up a virtual bowling alley in
    their church’s basement and charged admission and for refreshments. It
    was a fun time.
  • Birthday was a blast. Per regulations, it was six guys, two Xbox 360’s, a Wii, six computers, and a 8-bit Mario cake.
  • My cousin-in-law Rachel got married on Saturday. I have only been
    to a couple of Catholic weddings, as a protestant, I find them
    fascinating to observe.
  • Other stuff that is not named here happened.

Why the H3LL are you not using GMAIL?

Henry Imler June 24th, 2007

I am not an activist for many things - I never go to peace rallies
(I am always at work); I never get onto people for eating meat (It is
too darn good to stop eating in gigantic quantities). However, I am
passionate about people using bad technology when switching to a better
and cheaper product is easy. Gmail is one of my crusades. I am a
baptized believer in the cult of gmail. Come to think of it, why aren’t
you?

Seriously. Every time I think about emailing someone and I am not sending it to username@gmail.com,
I actually get upset. Physically upset. A few emo kids had to die once,
after I emailed some cat with a hotmail address. (But they were wearing
long, dark jeans at the pool and whining all the time - they were just
asking for it.)

There is simply no reason not to use it.

  • Its free
  • It works better than 100% of the other email systems out there.
  • It can import and constantly check any other email accounts you have with pop3 access
    (i.e. everything except hotmail) I use it to check my university email
    account. If any of you MU students want to know how to do this, let me
    know.
  • If you do have hotmail - it is worth manually forwarding all of
    your saved email to your new gmail account because you won’t use
    Satan’s span, hotmail. (I am 75% sure the book of Revelation and a
    couple of Gnostic Gospels mention hotmail in the same terms - and I
    think we all know that if a Gnostic gospel says something - it must be
    true… Well if you are a TV network or other media type)
  • It is all about the search. Just archive all the email you get,
    sans the marketing crap, and just search for that email you got 3 years
    ago that had that one person’s address in it.
  • Spam is only for bad lunches. Gmail takes the spam and deletes
    them, eats ‘em, uses ‘em in the bathroom, flushes it into the sewage
    plant, and blows the sewage plant up. So there’s no way spam is a
    problem. It’s gone (OK, two things - A) I stole that one from Shaq.
    B) It doesn’t really do that to spam, but it is the best spam manager I
    have ever seen, and I have had a million email accounts)

Anyway, if you need a gmail invite (think it is open now, but I am
not sure and too darn lazy to check), let me know. You don’t want me to
hate you. Ok, you probably don’t care if I hate you and if I do hate
you, I will more than likely will forget about it after about 20
minutes.

NBA Draft

Henry Imler June 21st, 2007


History in the Eyes of the Ancients

Henry Imler June 20th, 2007

It is very easy to import modern ideas and standards of history writing onto Ancient texts. However, to do so, will skew one’s reading of the text in a way that the author did not intend. The following are several concepts to keep in mind when reading ancient texts. ((The above list was taken from Novak. Christianity and the Roman Empire: Background Texts. pp 3-7 ))

Textual Transmission1) Lost in Translation Often the only copies of texts that we have today are copies of copies. Furthermore, they are often translations of the original text. The Infancy Gospel of Thomas was probably written in Syriac, but the earliest copy we have is written in Greek. On top of this, sometimes the original texts were translations of the speeches being recorded. An example of this last point are Jesus’ speeches recorded in the Gospels. Jesus spoke Aramaic; the Gospels were written in Greek. ((The Canonical ones were all written in Greek. There is a slight chance that the Gospel of Matthew was written in Hebrew, but it is most likely that it was written in Greek like the rest)) It is important keep this process in mind when the exact order of words is being scrutinized.

2) History was for instruction, not for tracking details Ancient histories were not designed to be modern ones. Their primary focus was not on keeping track of historical minutia, nor was it designed to show a character’s development throughout time. Instead, it was designed to illustrate lessons to be learned by the reader. There was “… great freedom with which many ancient writers adapted their materials to achieve such goals…” ((Novak. Ibid. p.4 )) This frame of mind should be accounted for when when studying ancient texts of all origins.

3) Look - Peter wrote this; hence it must be true Ancient authors had no problem with attributing works to authorities in order to give their work credibility. Christians have not been immune to this phenomenon. As early as the middle part of the first century, Christian leaders were complaining about letters being written in their name that contradicted with their positions. ((See Second Thessalonians 2:1-5)) The problem for “Christian texts” only got worse as the years went on. Robin Fox writes:

In the period c.400-600, “aggressive forgeries” added false letters to the collection of almost every early Christian Letter writer. These fake texts of theology helped to enlist the great authorities of the past on this or that side of a contemporary schism or unorthodoxy. ((Novak. Ibid. p.4))

Imagine someone finding a letter from Paul where he argues quite clearly for each of the five points of Calvinism. The problem was so bad that it was not until the 1500s that people could begin to sort the forgeries from the authentic letters. ((Fox. Ibid. p. 154.))

4) Good Forgeries Even when people were not outright co-opting authorities for the sake of their own positions, there is the problem of attribution. It was common in Classical and Hellenistic Greek culture for a student to classify their own positions and work as their teacher’s work. For example, there are more texts attributed to Aristotle that he could have humanly wrote. It is hard to determine in some cases where the teacher’s writing ends and the student’s begins. James H. Charlesworth has delineated the above idea into seven rough categories: ((James Charlesworth. “Pseudo-Epigraphy”. Encyclopedia of Early Christianity. p.765-767 ))

  1. Writings not by an author, but containing some of the author’s own thoughts
  2. Writings by someone who was influenced by another work whom the work is attributed
  3. Writings influenced by someone who was influenced by the earlier works of another author to whom the work is assigned
  4. Writings attributed to an individual, but actually deriving from a circle or school surrounding that individual
  5. Christian writings attributed by their authors to an Old Testament personality
  6. Once anonymous writings that have been incorrectly attributed to another individual
  7. Writings that intentionally try to deceive the reader into thinking the author is someone else

Quite naturally, the accuracy, dependability, ect, depends on which category the text being examined falls.

5) Recording Speeches There were not any tape recorders or stenographers around in Antiquity. Because of this, not all of the speeches recorded in ancient texts are verbatim copies of the original works. As a matter of fact, people recording the speeches often either gave abridged or paraphrased versions of the speech in question. Sometimes, the speech was elaborated on for the sake of effective rhetoric. Thucydides, an ancient Greek historian, admitted as much in his History of the Peloponnesian Wars.

I have found it difficult to remember the precise words used in the speeches I have listened to myself and my various informants have experienced the same difficulty; so my method has been, while keeping as closely as possible to the general sense of the words that were actually used, to make the speakers say what, in my opinion, was called for in each situation.

After about 300 B.C.E speakers issued written copies of their speeches to combat this problem. ((Novak. Ibid. p.6.))

6) Say it enough, and people will think it is true Remember Hitler’s idea of the “Big Lie?” Same principle at work. If an author had a agenda to push, there was nothing to keep the author to fudge the facts to push their version of history. In a less deliberate manner, if errors crept into the historical record and subsequent authors relied on erroneous accounts of history for their facts, the resulting account will carry or perhaps magnify the original error, intentional or not.

Despite these difficulties, it is still possible to sift through historical manuscripts to uncover the most likely account of history by our modern standards of accuracy. My next post will deal with how to correct for these errors.

Sorry Truthers, Reality is for Kids.

Henry Imler June 20th, 2007

Simulation finds 9/11 fireproofing key

A computer simulation of the 2001 World Trade Center
attacks supports a federal agency’s findings that the initial impact
from the hijacked airplanes stripped away crucial fireproofing material
and that the weakened towers collapsed under their own weight.

The two-year Purdue University study, funded in part by the National
Science Foundation, was the first to use 3-D animation to provide
visual context to the attacks, said Christoph Hoffmann, a professor of
computer science and one of the lead researchers on the project.

Granted, the Purdue study had no where near the level of accuracy achieved by this experiment Can a jet fuel/hydrocarbon fire collapse a steel structure? An experiment.:

What I conclude is that a fairly flimsy steel structure
does not distort and bend and collapse very easily from a simple
hydrocarbon fire. And thus, it is not clear why the much stronger steel
columns in the WTC towers weakened so much from fires that the towers
underwent global collapse.

It most certainly is not clear why.

Star Robot Chicken Wars

Henry Imler June 17th, 2007

Is awesome.

Five is a Good Number

Henry Imler June 15th, 2007

As of today sometime around 2 or 3, Meredith and I will have been married for five years. She is truly all I could ever ask for in a bride.

Movie Quote of the Day

Henry Imler June 13th, 2007


Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I know she meant to kill me ‘fore the Doc put her to sleep, which how exactly does that work anyhow?
Dr. Simon Tam: Safeword. The people who helped me
break River out - they had intel that River and the other subjects were
being embedded with behavioral conditioning. They taught me a safeword,
in case… something happened.
Kaylee Frye: Not sure I get it.
Dr. Simon Tam: A phrase that’s encoded in her brain, that makes her fall asleep. If I speak the words, “Eta…
Jayne Cobb: Well don’t say it!
Zoë: It only works on her, Jayne.
Jayne Cobb: Oh… Well, now I know that.

The Ness of the Search is Sweet.

Henry Imler June 12th, 2007

I am number one in the following search on Google:

famous quotes with bad sentence structure

I this a good thing don’t think. It for periodic style lets hear!

Awesome Dialog of the Day

Henry Imler June 11th, 2007

Meredith and I watched Scrubs during lunch today at home. As I was planning my week, the Tivo went to live TV.

Mewto: I am the new ruler of this world - of human and pokemon alike.
Some female character: You’re just a bully!

I just had to catch ‘em all. You know what? I should collect the
cards as an investment. Then I can sell them to Mr. Cunningham.

Quote of the Day

Henry Imler June 11th, 2007


Turk: You know, I keep expecting to get sick of pudding, but with each cup, I love it more.

Time is ticking away.

Henry Imler June 7th, 2007

Search of the Day - I suck at Basketball.

Henry Imler June 7th, 2007

Came across this search a few days ago:

im 6′3 sorry in basketball i play center how do i get better

Priceless. This cat is not worried with punctuation, sentence structure, and I just love teh phrasing.

Actually, the searcher would do well to primarily work on his
footwork and touch around the basket. With good touch and good
footwork, you can score on anyone in the post. Here are some good tips to get started.

“People I want St. Peter to Punch at the Resurection” of the Day

Henry Imler June 6th, 2007

These people’s actions have not put their salvation in jeapordy or
anything, but are annoying enough to wish divine retribution upon them:

People who talk on cellphones in coffee shops, restaurants, and movies.

Seriously people - now is not the time to be having a business
meeting or talking with your significant other. Let’s drink some
overpriced coffee, get some studying done, or catch up with an old
acquaintance perhaps; let’s not incur the wrath of one of the great
heroes of Christianities and guarder of the gate of heaven1
all because you need to see if Mr Marvel got the latest figures. As I
sometimes have to tell my oldest nephew, “Use your inside voice.”

Footnotes:
1) I have this on the good authority of every single joke writer that has ever dared to write on this topic.

Librarything

Henry Imler June 4th, 2007

Everyone who has a blog and uses LibraryThing
is under obligation to post about it. Not because anyone is making them
- it is some sort of weird nerd cred - I can’t explain it. Anyway, I
was feeling pretty good about the number of books I entered today - 165 and I had not touched my closet yet, just the office at school and at home. I had my brother-in-law
beat by 30 books (but in his defense, he is not near done entering his
in either). My smugness quickly wore off when I looked at how many
books Kyle has entered… 464. Kudos.

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