Henry Imler March 25th, 2008

Lets start playing Darwin… who needs sharks? I don’t. And since I have access to guns and pollution, I am the fittest to survive relative to a shark. After all…

A shark is a 24-hour tooth factory attached to an organic outboard motor. The only reason we’re killing them at all is because we evolved the ability first. If even one of those flesh-seeking missiles had taken time out from mincing things with its face to develop a thumb-fin, even now we’d be hiding up trees from giant water-filled roboshark suits.

More rationale behind the extinction of certain animals: 6 Endangered Species That Aren’t Endangered Enough

We are human; we win.

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