Yara, Awaken!

Posted by Henry Imler on January 25, 2010

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The life of man is not the life of Yag, nor is human death the death of Yag. Let me be free of this cage of broken, blind flesh, and I will once more be Yogah of Yag, morning-crowned and shining, with wings to fly, and feet to dance, and eyes to see, and hands to break."

One of my favorite short stories is The Elephant Tower by Robert E. Howard.  In it, the indomitable Conan of Cimmeria attempts to steal the (wait for it….) legendary Elephant Heart jewel from the wicked wizard Yara, who had used its power to enthrall the nation of Zamoria and keep its king drunk for fear of Yara’s power.

yag-flightA chance joining journeys with Taurus, famed thief of Nemedia provides Conan with a way to bypass the terrors of the courtyard and a means to scale the jeweled tower.  Upon reaching the top and surviving that which tore from Taurus life, Conan makes his way down through the tower’s terrors until he reaches the room where the Elephant Heart jewel is kept. 

yar death  The Elephant’s heart is encased by Yag-kosha, the last member of an ancient race of beings from Yag, a planet on the far edge of our galaxy.  A refugee after a failed rebellion, Yag-kosha and his failed compatriots came to earth in ages past and watched the rise and fall of civilizations.  One by one, the exiles succumbed to time until only Yag-kosha was left to remember the deep secrets.

It was a lonely Yar-kosha who took a budding wizard under his wing and taught him the white ways; though the wizard was not satisfied and wished to learn the dark as well.  In a moment of weakness Yara bound Yar-kosha to his will, enslaving him.  Through torture Yara made Yar-kosha an instrument of his power and feasted upon the power provided.  yag-torture Blinded, withered, and saddened by the evils pressed through him by Yara, Yar-kocha is found by Conan, who hears of Yar-kosha’s plight and is beseeched.  Unwillingly, Conan agrees to do his bidding and plunges his sword deep into the Yar’s scarred chest separating the ancient alien heart from his frame.

Here we begin our reading:

heart of yag-kosha …Holding the still pulsing organ over the blazing jewel, he pressed it with both hands, and a rain of blood fell on the stone. To his surprise, it did not run off, but soaked into the gem, as water is absorbed by a sponge.

Holding the jewel gingerly, he went out of the fantastic chamber and came upon the silver steps. He did not look back; he instinctively felt that some form of transmutation was taking place in the body on the marble couch, and he further felt that it was of a sort not to be witnessed by human eyes. He closed the ivory door behind him and without hesitation descended the silver steps. It did not occur to him to ignore the instructions given him.

yara slumber He halted at an ebony door, in the center of which was a grinning silver skull, and pushed it open. He looked into a chamber of ebony and jet and saw, on a black silken couch, a tall, spare form reclining. Yara the priest and sorcerer lay before him, his eyes open and dilated with the fumes of the yellow lotus, far-staring, as if fixed on gulfs and nighted abysses beyond human ken.

yara "Yara!" said Conan, like a judge pronouncing doom. "Awaken!" The eyes cleared instantly and became cold and cruel as a vulture’s. The tall, silken-clad form lifted erect and towered gauntly above the Cimmerian.

"Dog!" His hiss was like the voice of a cobra. "What do you here?" Conan laid the jewel on the great ebony table.

"He who sent this gem bade me say, ‘Yag-kosha gives a last gift and a last enchantment.’"

yara jewel Yara recoiled, his dark face ashy. The jewel was no longer crystal-clear; its murky depths pulsed and throbbed, and curious smoky waves of changing color passed over its smooth surface. As if drawn hypnotically, Yara bent over the table and gripped the gem in his hands, staring into its shadowed depths, as if it were a magnet to draw the shuddering soul from his body. And as Conan looked, he thought that his eyes must be playing him tricks. For where Yara had risen up from his couch, the priest had seemed gigantically tall; yet now he saw that Yara’s head would scarcely come to his shoulder. He blinked, puzzled, and for the first time that night doubted his own senses. Then with a shock he realized the the priest was shrinking in stature –was growing smaller before his very gaze.

yara small With a detached feeling he watched, as a man might watch a play; immersed in a feeling of overpowering unreality, the Cimmerian was no longer sure of his own identity; he only knew that he was looking upon the external evidences of the unseen play of vast Outer forces, beyond his understanding. Now Yara was no bigger than a child, now like an infant he sprawled on the table, still grasping the jewel. And now the sorcerer suddenly realized his fate, and he sprang up, releasing the gem. But still he dwindled, and Conan saw a tiny, pigmy figure rushing wildly about the ebony tabletop, waving tiny arms and shrieking in a voice that was like the squeak of an insect. Now he had shrunk until the great jewel towered above him like a hill, and Conan saw him cover his eyes with his hands, as if to shield them from the glare, as he staggered about like a madman. Conan sensed that some unseen magnetic force was pulling Yara to the gem. Thrice he raced wildly about it in a narrowing circle, thrice he strove to turn and run out across the table; then with a scream that echoed faintly in the ears of the watcher, the priest threw up his arms and ran straight toward the blazing globe.

Bending close, Conan saw Yara clamber up the smooth, curving surface, impossibly, like a man climbing a glass mountain. Now the priest stood on the top, still with tossing arms, invoking what grisly names only the gods know. And suddenly he sank into the very heart of the jewel, as a man sinks into a sea, and Conan saw the smoky waves close over his head. Now he saw him in the crimson heart of the jewel, once more crystal-clear, as a man sees a scene far away, tiny with great distance.

yara hands to breakAnd into the heart came a green, shining winged figure with a body of a man and the head of an elephant –no longer blind or crippled. Yara threw up his arms and fled as a madman flees, and on his heels came the avenger.

Then, like the bursting of a bubble, the great jewel vanished in a rainbow burst of iridescent gleams, and the ebony table-top lay bare and deserted –as bare, Conan somehow knew, as the marble couch in the chamber above, where the body of that strange trans-cosmic being called Yag-kosha and Yogah had lain….

- The Elephant Tower, by Robert E. Howard (Illustrations from Conan #20-22)

The story closes with Conan fleeing the crumbling tower, the very symbol of Yara’s perversion of the natural order, as Yar-koshba, now the liberated Yogah, ascends into the sky:

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Marvel at Glenn Beck

Posted by Henry Imler on January 6, 2010

I just opened up Siege Embedded #1 and saw Marvel’s version of Glenn Beck on the their version of FoxNews, the Patriot Network:

 

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Why I love Hellboy

Posted by Henry Imler on December 18, 2009

Not only because of the excellent story telling and amazing artwork, but because of things like this:

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Ok, so the monkey is actually an investigator who was turned into a monkey by a demon, but still…

Why the Black Hand had Bruces Skull

Posted by Henry Imler on December 1, 2009

Blackest Night #5 015-16 If you’ve been reading Blackest Night, something quite odd happened at the start of the series. The Black Hand, one of the first Black Lanterns dug up Bruce Wayne’s skull and had been carrying it around for no apparent reason.  In Blackest Night 5, we find out why.

 

So the entire (surviving) Justice League has gathered around Coast City, where Neckron has stashed the Black Power battery (BPB).  The “White Light” Corps (WLC) shows up to save the day (apparently, the seven colors combined are one of the only things that can destroy a Black Lantern, see right to see a black guardian actin’ a fool ‘gainst the WLC and getting abso’ scribble-fied.) by attacking the BPB.  With the stage set, the following happens:

 

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Yeah, so the Black Hand has been carrying around Batman’s skull so that he could whip up a Black Lantern Batman (BLB).  But of what use would a BLB be?  And why now instead of at the very beginning (I hear Batman is something of a strategic fellow).

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Apparently, the Justice League loved Batman so much that they instantly create “emotional tethers,” which in turn allow Black Power Rings (BPR) to be slipped onto the person, which in turn allows Neckron to kill the person, which in this case is the entire Justice League.

Damn.

You don’t think that once the entire Justice League dies that Neckron will draft them into his Corps, do you?  Surely not:

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Batman – This just happened

Posted by Henry Imler on September 10, 2009

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Atomic Robo Says

Posted by Henry Imler on September 10, 2009

 

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Khan says

Posted by Henry Imler on September 9, 2009

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New Headers

Posted by Henry Imler on September 5, 2009

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Ode to Rovann

Posted by Henry Imler on September 5, 2009

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And none who knew him

would ever know the true story

How could they…

when there was no one to tell it?

A powerful witness to the need of remembering stories.  The story-teller/farmer, Rovann, in the heat of battle ran to the caves under the city to protect it from the swarms of invaders.  He died down there protecting all that would ridicule him in death.  Without the story… he was nothing – shamed and forgotten.

Who are we shaming and forgetting by not taking the time to unearth and remember the story?

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What about the Donkey and the Arrow?

Posted by Henry Imler on August 29, 2009

comic2-1562On the Donkey [1] and the Arrow: both are famous paradoxes that comment upon the problems of motion and choice.

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The Dark Knights Splinters

Posted by Henry Imler on August 28, 2009

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Powers, Ultimates, and Kingdom Come Last Nights Reading List

Posted by Henry Imler on August 20, 2009

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u-01-25I finished up some reading last night, completing Powers Volume 1, Ultimates Volume 1, and Kingdom Come.  Read half of each comic and the last 30 pages of Kingdom Come.

Powers is really interesting: a comic about the police who investigate deaths in the meta-human community.  There is a great little campy vibe going on there, but I felt a little let down by the ending of volume one.  It really felt like a cliffhanger at the end of an issue rather than the completion of a volume.  Part of this was because the ending to the story comes at the 75% mark in the volume, which is not the publishers or writer’s fault as they have jammed in an amazing amount of extras.  As a newcomer to the story, I just thought that there was more story to be gobbled up.

Ultimates Volume 1 is one of my favorite comic collections of all time.  Sure, some say the second half of the story arc comes out of nowhere but as fun goes it is some of the best fun you’re ever going to come across.

Kingdome Come – No, not the Ross-Superman Kingdom Come, but a book on the Kingdom of God by Wakabayashi.  I am reading this for one of my classes this upcoming semester at Asbury. It is a great popular level introduction to how we should be thinking about Kingdom theology.  It moves away from Gospel as only personal salvation and towards Gospel as Kingdom proclamation. [1]   It is low on footnotes and references but high in readability and over-generalizations.  I’ll post a more formal reaction/reflection to the book shortly.

  1. which includes at its core individual salvation []
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Hubris

Posted by Henry Imler on August 3, 2009

This Lex Luthor moment made today’s “A Year of Cool Comic Moments” over at Comics Should be Good!It was too tasty to just link to.

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Dare I say some of my people do this when mixing theology and history, science, etc?

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Dorky/Awesome Twitter Background

Posted by Henry Imler on July 30, 2009

You know that awesome scene in Star Trek II where Kirk evens the odds against a surprise attack by Khan that I posted yesterday?  The “Prefix Code” scene?  Its my background to my twitter page… because I can, can can. [1]

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  1. anyone get the Moulin Rouge reference? []
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A Scene Michael Bay Should Have Filmed

Posted by Henry Imler on June 28, 2009

Here is a scene that Michael Bay [1] should have filmed in Transformers, Revenge of the Fallen from All Hail Megatron #12Devastator and Omega Supreme [2] battle it out over New York.  Of course their battle spills over onto Ellis Island, where they inevitably smash into the Statue of Liberty. 

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If you thought Bay would be all over that, check out how the page concludes:

All Hail Megatron issue 12 page 05

  1. this is the best fake twitter page ever.  Example 1, Example 2, Example 3 []
  2. which I had never heard of before, but I guess is what the Transformer writers made up to be a counter-balance to Devastator []
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Conquering the Earth

Posted by Henry Imler on June 27, 2009

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The Gun that “Killed” Steve?

Posted by Henry Imler on June 26, 2009

Remember Captain America #600?

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I think I found the the deus ex machina from issue #600 in issue #1 of Captain America Volume 5:

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Laptop Skin

Posted by Henry Imler on June 3, 2009

After replacing my laptop 3-4 months ago, I finally skinned it.  I hemmed and hawed for a while about what pic to put on it and I finally settled on an Atomic Robo cover.  Check it out:

DSCF0083 The little HP logo even still lights up:

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I just used my BLANK on them.

Posted by Henry Imler on June 1, 2009

my violence

This sums up 98% of all comic storylines.  From Atomic Robo,volume 1.

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Logan enters a Airport and..

Posted by Henry Imler on May 29, 2009

Ever wonder how Logan gets through metal detectors at airports?

Ultimate Wolverine vs Hulk 06 (of 6)-02From Ultimate Wolverine Vs. Hulk #6.

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