Henry Imler May 20th, 2007

Thinking about the NBA playoffs while web surfing

5. My apologies: Upon further review, John Paxson and
the Bulls did the right thing by overpaying for Ben Wallace last summer
and turning Tyson Chandler into P.J. Brown. If they didn’t sacrifice
Chandler and spend an extra $15 million this season on the
Wallace/Brown combo, they would have lost to Detroit in five games
instead of six, and they wouldn’t have a washed-up center with a bad
back locked up through his mid-30s for $14 million a season. My bad.
When I’m wrong, I’m wrong.

Ouch.

Wait, there’s more….

Also, you know how TNT splices trailers for Hollywood
movies with NBA action? Why couldn’t they splice the “Heartland”
commercial so Treat Williams is talking to Lawrence Frank about Vince
Carter? I just want you to know, if any heart becomes available
tonight, I’ll make it work for Vince. I promise you.

I just died laughing.

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