Henry Imler June 6th, 2007

These people’s actions have not put their salvation in jeapordy or
anything, but are annoying enough to wish divine retribution upon them:

People who talk on cellphones in coffee shops, restaurants, and movies.

Seriously people - now is not the time to be having a business
meeting or talking with your significant other. Let’s drink some
overpriced coffee, get some studying done, or catch up with an old
acquaintance perhaps; let’s not incur the wrath of one of the great
heroes of Christianities and guarder of the gate of heaven¹
all because you need to see if Mr Marvel got the latest figures. As I
sometimes have to tell my oldest nephew, “Use your inside voice.”

Footnotes:
1) I have this on the good authority of every single joke writer that has ever dared to write on this topic.

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