December 31st, 2006

I had made a list of my favorite things earlier and now it is time
for my purge list. You know, the list of things that you wish you could
purge from the earth? (non-political things)

1. Uggs. Finally, a product that is named after the feeling in
   my stomach that I get when I see them. Honestly, I wish I could have
   deducted participation points from any student that ever wore those to
   class.
2. All phrases that fit into this: “Getting my X
   on.” Seriously folks - give it a rest. I actually heard a grown man use
   the phrase “Naw man, I am just getting my grub on.” The man was across
   the restaurant talking on his cellie… which brings me to number three.
3. The
   use of cellular phones inside of eating establishments. Shut. the.
   hell. up. (or go outside, or whisper, or have a shred of respect for
   other humans)

Well, that is all I can think about for now. Check back later - I am sure I’ll have some more.

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