Henry Imler October 25th, 2007

From the always funny Cracked [dot] com:: The 10 Most Tenuously Connected Movie Sequels [mat. lang].

Best line? A side note on Evan Almighty:

It’s almost like they found it hard to write a family comedy based on the time God got mad and drowned the entire planet.

Updated: Ok, on further review of the article, that whole thing is full of quotable gems:

On Robocop 3:

Peter Weller, the original RoboCop, decided to pass on
the movie. Do you know anything else Peter Weller has been in? The guy
basically faced the choice of being able to afford to eat, or starring
in Robocop 3, and he chose to starve.

On Speed 2:

What are the chances that this poor woman winds up on a
vehicle that gets hijacked by a crazy terrorist played by an actor too
good for the role twice in her life? Really, if your trip gets
interrupted by a guy with a bomb as second time, the problem isn’t
terrorism. It’s you.

On the Blair Witch Project 2:

A handful of college students take a “Blair Witch Tour”
in the town where the first movie took place and crazy stuff happens.
Wait, not crazy. Boring. Boring stuff happens.

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