Honzo July 28th, 2005

I have been pretty serious here lately. Let’s end that and disguise some of that seriousness with humor.

Bush to Senate Judiciary: Release Your Own Records by Scott Ott:

(2005-07-28) — The White House today called for members
of the Senate Judiciary Committee to release all of their tax records
and other personal documents so Americans can gain insight into the
judicial philosophy and character of those who will help choose the
next Supreme Court Justice.

“These Senators hold the future of our legal system in their hands,”
said presidential spokesman Scott McClellan. “They’re going to place
someone on the court who may serve for 20 or 30 years. So, we need to
probe their ideology, and directly ask them whether they will vote for
Judge John Roberts before confirmation hearings begin.”

The Bush administration has a team of lawyers standing by ready to
comb through millions of pages of senatorial documents in an attempt to
brand some Judiciary Committee members as “extremists who are out of
step with mainstream America.”

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